A day in the life of a rehab penguin
Here's a typical penguin schedule:
8:00 Welcome drink
9:10 Maid service arrives to clean pen
10:30 Shower & nap
1:00 Sardine smoothies served
2:00 Lunch, quick head massage with Peaceful Sleep (mosquito repellent)
2:30 Shower & nap
4:00 Cocktail hour, followed by a swim
5:00 Turn down service. Sardine smoothies served.
From a medical perspective, the drinks wash down daily meds; the sauna helps clear respiratory ailments; sardine smoothies bulk up underweight penguins and all the pool time tests feathers for waterproofing. But hey, tomato...potato... some penguins should learn to be less sassy.