Day 1: 
How to power-wash a poop mat


 how life never works out for short people

As a working hospital for sick and injured seabirds, the facility is currently housing over 200 penguins, gulls and other birds. And where there is that many fish-eating residents, there is a heck of a lot of poop. 

Here's the scoop on how to manage, courtesy of my first day's experience.

All for the love of penguins.